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january 29, 2021: stock advice

Many have asked me recently, "grubby little boy, what stocks should I invest in?" It's always "NASDAQ this," "DOW that." No one ever gives you real advice: smart investors know that the surest way to grow your wealth is to put your entire life's savings into buying all of the Chicken McNuggets from your local McDonalds and then reselling them to disappointed customers walking out of the store for twice the price. Share prices, hedge fund returns, stock indeces— none of these are real. The only thing that's real is chicken.

For god and country.

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